Summary: gasoline and lit them on fire. One of them ran into me, causing me to light on fire, but fortunately my bladder was full and I whipped it out and urinated all over myself. Problem solved. The Postal Dude lives a constant ''half-empty'' lifestyle. He goes in to talk to the boss, and then he gets the pink slip, just after moving to the area. Who cares if he was hung-over at
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