Postal Letter

Where can I find out what usps mailman job responsiblities are regarding delivering packages? I've been having problems with mine.

How to become a mailman? I remember seeing a USA mailman job advertisement at my local grocery a while ago. I remember it said $13.25 per hour, but how do I become one?

What are SERIOUSLY gender discriminated jobs? What are jobs that are actually gender discrimnated? Not like Mailman or Policeman...Jobs that only males can do but females can't and vice versa. The only one I can think of is Lunch Lady.

Currently a mailman, injured L/shoulder, had 2 surgeries, doc said need another, think job as a mailman r over? Pretty sure my days as a mailman r over. Any suggestions as to what I should do next. In my 40's, please no work at home jobs. Thanks

How much money does a mailman earn after being in the job for 17 years? Ive been curious because my dad has been a mailman since i was 17 and for some weird reason he has a crap load of money and gives me a lot of money when he has the chance. He doesn't pay for rent or any expenses since he lives back with my grandma after him and my mom divorced. How much does mailmen earn per hour after working for as long as he did. I know seniority counts

What are some truly American working class jobs? I need to have examples of American jobs but not jobs that you have to go to college for (like a doctor or a police man) I'm thinking things like mailman or waitress. Ideas?

How much do these jobs pay an hour? Architect (i heard they get paid $30 - $40 or more an hour is it true?) Phd(list all degrees,types,or something) Internists(what is this job about?) Dentist Mailmen Electrical Engineers

How does the mailman do his job...? Anyone ever wonder how the mailman actually does deliver 1000's of packages a day with no mistakes and he knows exactly where to go????? Well i have... but i can't think of a solution.. Anyone?

Can you sue the Post Office if, your mailman signs your certified letter and put it in the mailbox? I did not sign for a certified mail. The mailman signed it and put it in my mailbox and I loss my job. Can I sue?

How hard is it to get a job as a mailman?

Where do I call to find out about a lost package?? Mailman is not doing a good job!!? I live in an Apartment building and havent received mail in 3 days! There is always a new mailman and I dont think they know what they're doing! I am still awaiting a babyshower gift card from family who live in Boston.They said they sent it by express mail since last Wednesday.I live in NY.Should I keep waiting or can I get info from the post office?

Is being a mailman a good job? I am 17 years old and i am about to graduate high school so i am exploring different jobs that i might be interested in. Do they get payed well

Not to sound like a jerk...but, why should I tip the mailman for doing he is job? My taxes are already go towards his profession(damn stamps) anyway. Plus, he is freaking federal. I work for the state and deal with the public everyday and not once would I ever expect a monetary gift or even non-monetary one. I am paid to do my job so a tip is completely unnecessary to me. DRAGON 2012 "Great fortune for U.S."

Some questions about becoming a mailman? Is the pay good? What are the work hours? Is it a depressing job? Will i work with others? How difficult is it? Can i become a mailman with just a GED? Do i really need 2 years on a drivers license when i can just walk?

I want to be a mailman. Can someone with experience tell me what it's like? I've had the fantasy of being a mailman for a long time. Great exercise, independant, outdoors, etc. Can someone who really knows give me the run down on salary, conditions, culture and how to get the job?. I hope it's all I've been dreaming of....

How many of you have jobs that you hate more than anything but are afraid to leave? Describe for me what you do for a living and why you hate it. Is there anyone in the medical field who regrets going into that? What about Firefighting, mailman, CEO, or whatever? Describe your day and how it makes you feel.

Is it a courtesy or a legal obligation for the mailman to pick up your mail at a residential mailbox? My roommate and I are discussing whether the mailman must pick up your mail through your mailbox out of legal obligations ("it's his job") or if they pick it up out of courtesy ("you're supposed to send it through a public mailbox").

Have you ever thought that there was something up with your mailman? even if you don't see them, any experiences like this? and what is a full day job like for the mailman? why did i see the truck this morning across the street but still have no mail 5 hours later

what is some math that a mailman might use on his daily job? its for this really lame project.

Did your parents both have full time jobs? I know not everyone grows up with parents but I am asking cause I am curious as to who people are effected or is it affected by their parents work life. I was wondering if a person's mother stayed home how they reacted. For example does that make people think they shouldn't have to work & they should be supported by someone else or that they want to get out & work. So I am curious as to how the adults in your life handled work & how you look at it. Of course, this might depend on your age so if you want to give that or an approx. age...OK, my parents both worked full time jobs, mailman & secretary. I can not be trapped in a full time job & my brother is the same way. I am 50 so it was unusual when I was a kid to have a mother that worked outside the home. ...thank you all!

How unlikely is it to become a mailman? So I'm guessing there is a very long waiting list for it and I have a wreck and traffic ticket on record. So its not a safe bet to make that job?

Can someone give me a (near) complete list of government jobs in the US? Examples being military, police officer, firefighter, mailman, etc. I've searched everywhere and can't get a list of this.

Would you get mad at the mailman if he/she sprayed your dog with pepper spray? I'm applying at the post office for a job. I apologize if I scared anyone with my question. I would never hurt an animal on purpose. I was referring to self-defense. I live in USA and evidently they provide the mailmen with sprays for violent dogs.

I have a suspicion that my mailman? I have a suspicion that my mailman is getting into my mail. For the past six months i have noticed smudges (from food), and they are crinkled really bad like he wadded it up bad. I get really important stuff in the mail (pins, broaches, etc) and notice a cut in the corner were the items are taken out. And sometimes he wont even show up to deliver the mail. I know it is a really difficult job but what should i do?

do you intentionally not say hi to your mailman because they're a slacker on the job? and they often times walk through the door while yapping on their phone? I just didn't say good morning and I feel pretty good about that.

How much $ does a Canada Post Mailman make? Being a mail carrier seems like it'd be a good job. Benefits, pention, outdoor work. Does anyone know how much you get paid?

How do I become a mailman? I'm really worried about my pending move to San Francisco and getting a job. Any advice and how to apply and what the job is like? Um- You'd be worried too if the cost of rent was 3 times higher and you had to support yourself and your husband! oh yeah- and I have 71 days to go. jerks...

Why don't we treat our actors/actresses/sports figures like we do the mailman? I don't care who my mailman sleeps with or how his home life is. I don't care whether he does drugs or stays out late or not. As long as he does his job, I don't care what he does in his private life. Where did this obsession with certain people start?

How much do postoffice jobs pay? Hi, i want to know how much do mailmen make a year?.. Or how much do the people working inside the postoffice handaling the boxes make a year? I live in texas, can someone just give me an estamation of salary I would be making a year barely starting out working for the postoffice?

Why are we expected to tip the MAILMAN? Why are Government workers aloud to accept gratuity for doing a job they are paid very well for? Am I really supposed to tip the mail man or buy him/her a Christmas gift?

how f'up is this, I recently got a job as a mailman right.... 3 days training, and they expect me to be? perfect as the ones that been there for 20+ yrs.... so i sub in for the regular guy on monday by myself, (busiest day of the week) his route consist of 400 houses...it took me till 8 pm to finish everything and the postmaster got mad and the supervisors....aint that f'up

Whats that movie about a mailman who gets letters to somebody he can't deliver to? There was a movie that came out maybe 3 or so years ago about a post man who started his job and there was this bin of letters to somebody (i can't remember who) and he started reading them and fullfilled the wishes or something like that....but i can't remember what the movie was called. its driving me crazy lol please help!

how do i get a job as a mailman? i would like to know more how a person can get a job as a mailman

How much do these jobs make? How much $ do these jobs make per hour on average Bus Driver Taxi Driver Mailman Garbage Man (the guy who drives the big asses thing lol)

I am 23 years old and am curious about being a MailMan or maybe learning HVAC.? Can anyone who works either of these jobs give me the details about both. I have good connections so would probably be able to get into both of these jobs. I just want to know what porfessionals think. Thanks Can anyone who works either of these jobs give me the details about both. I have good connections so would probably be able to get into both of these jobs. I just want to know what professionals think. Thanks

policeman or mailman better job? what should i be who gets paid higher what requires more work what job will i have for longer

how to become a mailman? ok, so i am dropping out of college cause i hate people blah blah blah. im a loner so i want a job where i dont have to interact with others. i thought a mailman would be a good job, how would i go about becoming a mailman. i heard you need to have two years of previous driving experience. also is it hard to become a mailman, i heard it is. i also wouldnt mind being a walking mailman. any advice would be great thanks.

would dropped charges effect me from getting a job as a mailman? when i was about 17 my friend and i got booked for theft under $5000 and i took the heat for a knife he had since he was on probation already. We ended up spending a day and half in custody befor getting out on bail anyway i was only visiting for a month from a diff province so i went to court befor my hearing to get it dealt with and the charges ended up getting dropped.(theft under $5000, possession of a prohibited weapon) I am 22 now and i would like to get a job as a mailman would any of that show up on a background check? the crimes took place in toronto any input would be appreciated.

Is a mailman a good job? how much do they get paid an hour?

Why do military veterans get all the jobs? First off, I respect Veterans 100%. Joining the military is probably one of the hardest things to do, especially if you have to fight in Iraq or something. Sometimes I get frustrated though because almost all of the jobs I've applied for have went to veterans who are less qualified for me. I almost got a job as a mailman but I lost it to a vet. I don't have any beef with them at all, but why do they get the jobs even if they are left qualified? I can see if two people are equally qualified and the vet gets it, but if the civilian if more qualified, why do they get the shaft?

Why do people swarm the mailman? when he is trying to put the mail away...especially at apartment complexes. It's like 120 degrees outside and I can tell he is roasting, trying to put the mail away, and people are swarming him, not letting him do his job.

what are the best federal/gov jobs in the USA? jobs with great benefits and pay what are they!? mailman? teaching? help please thanks!!

Question about process of becoming mailman? I have a interview coming up this week.Does this interview mean I could get the job within the next couple of days or weeks?I've been told that you need to take a postal exam first I haven't yet. Will I be asked to before I start or after to take this exam?Help por favor

Retiring Mailman? A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years. So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house, and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents to thank him for all his hard work. At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd house, a cheque for 200 dollars. At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered. She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath. The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?" The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."

is being a mailman a good job?

Career as a mailman...? I don't know what to do with my life. I am 19 and am not going to college. My friends dad has a high ranked job with a post office and says he could get me a job. Is a mailman a good job? I'd like to know as much as possible preferably from someone who is one.

Joke~ The retiring mailman? On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars. “Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?” “Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘Screw him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”...xxx

Can postal workers do this in the town they work in? Can they ask out residents out on dates if they are their mail carrier ? Is it appropriate for postal workers to mix social/romance on the job ? A mailman asked me out once and he dropped off a letter telling me to call him in a pink envelope - now everytime I go downtown or to the post office - he keeps staring at me and it makes me really uncomfortable. Maybe he has a crush on me but this is just awkward

Please help me my mailman is lazy? I have an iron gate across my driveway at my house. There is a bell approximately 7 feet from the curb. I have a mailman that uses my gate as an excuse to never a tempt to deliver a package. He fills out his delivery slip and leaves. On numerous occasions I have been at home, or even in my yard. In total disgust I have contacted the post office delivery supervisors. Here are if you of the reasons I have been given as to their employee’s lack of motivation. 1.You have a gate. 2.Do you have dogs? 3.Your mailbox is more than 3 inches from the curb. 4.He didn't think you were home. 5.Can't you pick up your own mail(hello it is approximately 20 miles round-trip) The problem is you have to ring the bell in order to alarm anyone you are there. Yesterday I observed that jerk so I pushed the remote, and about 45 seconds may be one minute past and he drove away. I called the post office, maybe he didn't see you, and maybe he didn't see the gate open, even though he was sitting right next to it. So I instructed the supervisor just have him leave it tomorrow. Today it's not here, I called back the same supervisor proceeds to tell me the mailman just drove away when he saw my gate open because I didn't walk out there. When I asked why he didn’t come to my door, he stated he is scared to come to your door. Give me a break US Postal Service it's threatening to that lazy mail deliver you have. The truth is you have a very juvenile old man that is kicked off because I complained about his lazy behind. Once again today I was asked can you come pick it up. What the hell for, why should I do the mailman's job? Can somebody please tell me if you have had similar experiences and what to do? Unfortunately the postmaster is as big of a joke as the mail deliver. I live in Northern California These people want a raise, is this supposed to be a bad joke? My mailbox is at the curb following the government's guidelines about mailbox placement. My gate has a 20 foot setback; approximately 7 feet from the curb is a bell that rings in my house. If the mailman were to walk to push the bell out my front door it would be approximately 159 feet to the front door. You'd think the lazy man would be willing to walk 7 feet to ring the bell, “WRONG” He never attempts to make a contact, he simply writes out a delivery notice pertaining to the package / letter places it in the mailbox and leaves I have no dogs in my yard EVER If I were not a home, I would not open the gate. “He didn’t think you were at home,” doesn’t fly! The mailman is supposed to attempt delivery unless it is unsafe. How come I get UPS, FED EX, DHL AT LEAST 2 TIMES A MONTH WITH NO PROBLEMS???

how can i get a job as a mailman?

What do i do i have such a crush on my mailman?!? I have such a crush on my mailman at my job. And hes obviously interested as well the days i work alone hell come in during his work hours and talk to me for a good while in a really friendly/flirtatious manner. But he wont ask for my number. I understamd if hes trying to keep it professional in front of my bosses but when they arent there its obvious im interested I dont get why he wont do anything!! What should I do so gets that im obviously very interested?

Sorry, I just asked this but...What's it like to work as a mailman/woman? I just wanted to know how it was being a mail carrier. I was curious and thinking of doing this as a job for a while. I heard it pays well. What are the pros and cons of this job? What does the job entail...besides the obvious delivering mail. Any and all information will be most helpful! Thanks so much!

Why are you atheists AND Christians so foolish as to ridicule or exalt a mailman? A mailman simply does his job as his boss tells him. When he delivers to you a letter that…. …annoys you, do you judge and accuse him? …angers you, do you lash back out at him? …confuses you, do you simply make fun of him? …disturbs you, do you take him to a psychiatrist? …distresses you, do you look to him for the answers? …scares you, do you start fearing him? …fills you with joy, do you thank him? …fills you with peace, do you give him credit? …fills you with love, do you claim he is the source? A mailman simply does his job. Turn your focus to the One who is the Author of the Letter. That is all.

What would happen if everybody had a college education? Would society collapse? There are many people who have jobs that we would consider "not that great" like trash truck driver, construction worker, mailman, etc... What would happen if EVERYBODY got a college education? Obviously no 4 year graduate is going to want to be a plumber or garbage collector. What would happen to society if this were to happen? Our government is always pushing us to do our best in school, but if everybody out there did that, there would be nobody to do the daily jobs that keep our cities up and running. Would our country just collapse if this happened?

whats is the average pay of a mailman (specifically in WI) and what are the requirements to acquire this job?

~~ MAILMAN'S LAST DAY ON THE JOB ? ~~ grins ♥BDR too funny D :) THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values. At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom -- where they had a most passionate liaison Afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .......but what's the dollar for?' 'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day ...and that we should do something special for you I asked him what to give you?' He said, "....Screw him ........give him a dollar." She then blushed and added, '.....But the breakfast was my idea!

mailman? is it a good job or not? i am 16 and have a 93 average through high school. i want to become a mailman. they make a good salary and have great benefits.

How much does a mail man get paid? I'm doing a report on jobs, and I can't find anywhere how much a mailman gets paid! Do you know?

Are their any government jobs that hire people fresh out of high school? i.e. mailmen? If you know of any please let me know, and attach a web link if applicable.

my mailman drinks on the job. ? i saw him at a friends house in uniform while on duty drinking a bear then drive away in a mail truck. what should i do? if i turn him in how can i do it without him knowing it is me?

Would you get mad at the mailman if he/she sprayed your dog with pepper spray? I'm applying at the post office for a job. If the dog was coming after me? I apologize if I scared anyone with my question. I would never hurt an animal on purpose. I was referring to self-defense. I live in USA and evidently they provide the mailmen with sprays for violent dogs.

Do you need a certificate (given upon completion of a course of study) to become a mailman? I am really bored of school. I have been going to school for 12 years now and i'm really bored of it. I still got 3 more years to go but i'm bored of it, my results are always very bad cause i just don't give a damn anymore. I want to WORK and earn money and start living a life. I don't want to go to school anymore. Next year i am 18 and then i don't have to go to school anymore. (where i live school is obligatory till 18) I'd be 21 when i'd finish school and i really want to get a job instead going to school. But quitting school means i won't have a certificate, so i cannot get many jobs. I can only get a few ones which do not require a certificate. I think being a mailman is kind of cool, but does it require a certificate? Also, what other jobs do you know that don't require a certificate? And does it earn alot of money?

relly funny mailman joke? Last Day on the Job It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

My mailman delivers my mail to other people, stuffs magazines in so the box so they get torn, and gives me? other people's mail? Who do I complain to? I complained anonymously by calling up my post office but the guy there didnt even take me seriously. If I was this belligerent at my job I would lose it.

Jobs that are viewed as "Loser" jobs? From this list of jobs, which ones would you view as "Loser" jobs? 1) Garbage Man 2) Janitor 3) Lawnmower guy that goes around cutting other peoples lawn. heh 4) Cable guy 5) Wal-Mart Greeter 6) Fast Food Worker 7) Pizza(Food) Delivery 8) Mailman (Postal Worker) 9) Ditch Digger 10) Prostitute 11) Valet parking person 12) Maid 13) Telemarketer List some of your own that you would view as "Loser" jobs.

What jobs/ career paths does Six Sigma apply to? I am in the Army and want to take advantage of the E Learning programs AKO has. I want to get as many certificates as I can before I get out so I will have an advantage over other people when I apply for a job. But I don't really know what career I want to go with yet. RIght now I am a Generator Mechanic but when I get out I want to work as a mailman for a little while to make up my mind on wether I want to go with Power Generation or something else. But anyways, when I was looking at the courses E Learning had I saw Six Sigma and I am kind of confused lol....What kind of jobs does this program apply too? But what jobs does it apply too? Is it like sales or retail or what?

Do you think I should get a job as a mailman?

Are there jobs I can do all by myself? Seriously. And no, I am not interested in any Work from Home nonsense. I am trying to create a list of real jobs where people usually work by themselves or interact with very few people. I already know about writer, postmaster (mailman), mechanic, and forest ranger. Can you add to my list? Please, if you post a link for a Work from Home site, know that I will give you a thumbs down. Thank you for your serious (and kind) replies. ok let me try this again. I am not interested in rants or weird links. I am interested in only good ideas for jobs that do not require being around other people or LOTS of other people, similar to the ones I have named. If you know of one, add it to the list. Sarcasm is not welcome.

How do people work in the worst parts of LA? You hear about the worst parts of LA where people get shot for being the wrong color or wearing the wrong color, so how do people work in those areas? Like the mailman, the power company, the cable company....Because if there was a chance of me getting caught in crossfire, you bet i wouldn't be delivering peoples UPS packages....Just wondering, do people leave them alone or do they just risk their lives to do their jobs?

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 yrs of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the 2nd house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.The folks at the 3rd house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the 4rth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast;eggs,potatoes,ham,sausage,blueberry waffles & fresh-squeezed orange juice.When he was truly satisfied she gave him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge."All of this was just too wonderful for words"he said"But what's the dollar for "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; 'Screw him. Give him a dollar'... The breakfast was my idea!!"

Lucky mailman....? Mailman's last day It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Are our troops in Iraq "heros" or are they just doing their job? If so, what makes them a hero? Is the word "hero" losing meaning? Last night at a speach at UF, Dr. Kavorkian said he doesn't like when we call our troops heros because they are doing their job just as much as a garbage man or a mailman does his job. We don't call them heros.

I want to become a Mailman.... Now where do i apply? Anyone know the steps one needs to take to pursue a career in deliver mail? Not UPS, Fedex, or DHL, I want info on how to get a Job at the Post Office? I think there is test you need to take too?

Mailman Retires... funny one!? It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"

Mailman's retierment? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

lucky mailman....funny or not? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

A Mailman's Last Day? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing outfit She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

The Mailman? It was the mailman's last day on the job. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the second house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the third house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had the most incredible sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she cooked him a giant breakfast. As she was pouring coffee, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom dge. "All this was fantastic," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I asked my husband what to give you. He said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."

Mailman joke!? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

The Mailman's Last Day? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts. At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison. Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge . 'All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, ' but what's the dollar for?' 'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.' He said, ' Screw him.......give him a dollar.' The blonde then blushed and said, 'The breakfast was my idea'

OOO that lucky mailman ;)? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Would you get mad at the dog if he/she sprayed your mailman with salt? I am trying to get a job at the dog pound

What does a diplomatic courier do exactly? I've been reading up on it, but it seems like a glorified mailman to me... Obviously you must put great emphasis on your job, but what else is there to the career? I imagine there has to be more than just receiving a briefcase from somewhere, heading to an airport, flying 12 hours around the world, and delivering it somewhere?

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of? weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope. At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"? "Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; 'Screw him. Give him a dollar'... The breakfast was my idea!!"

Why is the Mailman Having Sex With My Mom? is that part of his job?

Is it worth it to pay for a resume service? What resume service worked for you? I am referring to services like Resume Mailman. For a fee, they will post your resume and cover letter to a high number of recruiters that you may not be able to contact on your own. They had a few customer testimonials on there, but they were a bit dated. I was wondering if anyone else has really had success with this. I have been on the major job sites, but have also read conflicting opinions on those. Some say not to put your resume everywhere (why?). I would think the more coverage you get, the better chance of landing that dream job. Which I am still searching for, by the way (smile).

Mailman Retirement? A mailman has worked the same route for 10 years. Upon retirement his boss tells him what a great job he's done, gives him a bonus and sends him on his way. The mailman goes to the first house - the family congratulates him and gives him 20 dollars. At the next house, he is again congratulated and is given another 20 dollars. When the mailman arrives at the third house a beautiful blonde opens the door wearing almost nothing and beckons the mailman in. She then takes the mailman upstairs and has sex with him. After the mind blowing sex they go downstairs and the blonde makes the mailman a grand breakfast. She puts the food in front of him and places a single dollar next to his coffee cup. Not wanting to be rude, he eats the meal. Finally, curiosity getting the better of him, he asks the blonde what the dollar was for. She explains that upon recieving the notice of his retirement, she asked her husband what they could give him. He said "Screw him, leave a dollar." The meal was her idea.

Would you get mad at the mailman if he/she sprayed your dog with salt? I am applying at the Post Office for the same job

why is it that I cant live with self respect? I am a grad student. As you can imagine, I barely manage to live out my "sentence of poverty" on a stipend that, despite being treated as salary by the IRS, does not give me a worker status. I am not a slacker, in fact I carry a well earned reputation for hard work. But, this is what it boils down to at the end of the day: the univ claims to be actually indulging me by paying tuition; the univ (and society) claims to be doing me a favour by letting me have my measly TA job. So, despite the fact that I work my life away each and everyday, i am made to feel like a parasite. What is my crime? People tell me that I should "love" my job; is it wrong to ask for pay if you are doing a job you love? I am poorly paid, I work extremely hard and I am made to feel like a thief.... Why is all this happening ? A mailman, a janitor, a waiter, a cashier makes way more than I do; I walk everyday and they drive cars; what have I done to deserve this fate?

Who feels that there are too many people that expect to be tipped? I am a very generous tipper when it comes to restaurant servers or hair dressers, etc. But nowadays the people who expect tips are ridiculous. I think the following should not be tipped. Who agrees? Conceirge - Getting you tickets and giving you directions is their only job. Why should they get a tip? Person waving down taxi in Vegas - I could have done that myself. Person making latte at coffee shop Bartender when picking up a phone-in food order - I should tip the bartender for handing me a bag? Should I tip the cashier at Walmart too? Mechanic Mailman Bathroom attendant - I'd rather you not even be in the bathroom. It kinda freaks me out. I realize that servers and bartenders make only the tipped employee minimum wage. But the employees in the above list make more than that. They should not be tipped for simply doing their essential job functions. Anyone agree?

Was I right to complain about our mailman? We live on a small cul-de-sac with 3 houses. One of the houses has 2 mailboxes (in-law apartment). So 4 households all together. Long story short, our mailman just sometimes doesn't deliver mail on certain days. I think we're the last street on his route or something, but sometimes he just drives through the cul-de-sac and leaves without delivering mail (my neighbor has witnessed this). Twice I even got my neighbor's OUTGOING mail. So I talked to my neighbor and we both agreed to call the post office on it. The problem is, of course, that now we face the possibility of him being pissed off that we complained and not having our mail delivered well or having mail "misplaced." My husband told me not to complain because he said it'll just get worse, but I'm sorry, I don't think it's right that he is allowed to get away with not doing his job. On an amusing note, sometimes I get my daughter's preschool teacher's mail.

Lucky mailman? ................ or stupid husband? Mailman John walked down the street on his last day as a letter carrier. The first door he came to had the residents handing him fruit and flowers. They thoroughly thanked him and said that they appreciated his work. The next door he came to had the residents handing him home-baked chocolate chip cookies and also thanking him for a job well done. Then the next door he came to featured a beautiful blonde who answered the door. She immediately invited him in. He entered the house and immediately set into an erotic encounter with the blonde. Upon finishing their "business" they returned downstairs and the blonde fixed him breakfast. The blonde hands him a coffee cup and he noticed that there was a dollar bill under it. The mailman asked what it was for and the blonde replied, "Well, I asked my husband what he thought I should do for you on your last day. He said 'Screw him -- give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."

How long should it take for my check to arrive? Around two weeks ago, I did training for a potential job. That same night, the boss called and said that I will receive a check in the mail very soon but I wasn't hired. But every day I checked the mail and it hasn't come yet. I'm thinking that maybe they wrote down the wrong address or the mailman went to the wrong house. (There's another house with the same address as mine in the same neighborhood and sometimes I get their mail.) My friend said I should wait a month before going over there and ask. Do you think I should worry or keep waiitng?