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how do i reply to a post on a maling list? say i have subscribed to a mailman mailing list ie. foo-users@foo.com how do i reply to one of the posts

Do you know a free, easy to manage, web based mailing list service with these features? I'm a member of a national organization which has got Groups in several provinces and several Commitees in each group. I need a mailing list service which is free (I have no money, really), easy to use (I'm not that skilled as to use Mailman or the like) and web based (I have no computer of mine, I just go to cyber coffees) to enhance communications among us. I want it to have a single address for the whole Group (like @groupprovince1.com) then one list for each Commitee (say, communications@groupprovince1.com, logistics@groupprovince1.com, financial@groupprovince1.com ...). Could you please help me? I really appreciate your help.

can you import archved messages from another mail list to yahoogroups? email list on a server using Mailman software has to move due to server being decommishioned. Looking at YG but is there a way to move the years of archives messages to the list on YG?

Mailman gives me neighbors mail? I'm getting the neighbors junk mail. Stuff like coupons, ads, etc. I live in an apartment and #2 and #4 are empty so I guess the lazy mailman just shoves the leftovers in MY box. They are clearly labled for those unit numbers. Is this legal? What can I do about it? I dont want someone elses junk. ( I am on a do not mail list so I should not be getting any junk. That is why Im concerned)

I don't understand the difference between non-digest and digest mailing lists? I have a website for a record label, so I am using the "Mailman" program to set up a mailing list. It asks if I want my list members to be able to choose whether they want to receive emails immediately or in a batched digest, yes or no? If I choose no, it will default to batched digest. If I say yes, my list members will have to choose between the two, and I'm sure most people have no idea what the difference is. Why can't the default be non-digest? All I want is to send out the occasional email to tell the list members about a new album, and be able to receive replies from list members that everyone on the list (including myself) can read and re-reply if necessary.

POLL: Have you ever played Taboo? omg it is so much fun!!! I played it with my cousins for thanksgiving! I suggest you should play it if you haven't! Youre in a team and when its your turn, theres a deck of cards. You have one minute to get your team a point. To get a point, you have to describe a word to your team, but the flip side is you can't use the words in the list. MailMan Mail MailBox Letter Post Bills You can't use those words to get a point. Anything other than that is acceptable. IT IS SO MUCH FUN! GET IT!!! :D It might not sound fun, but you can't say anything til you try it. er whatever that saying is xD

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Should i buy this domain? help. whats MYSQL? web developers attention? my service provider (still thinking to buy or not) offers following details i want to know what is with 20MYSQL, MSSQL, 20 Email accounts.. significance of these? # 100% Uptime Guarantee # Unlimited Bandwidth * 20 MYSQL Databases * 1 MSSQL Server Databases * 20 E-mail Accounts * Mailing list support (Mailman) * Catch All * SpamAssassin * Web Mail Interface Horde, SmarterMail * POP3/IMAP access * SMTP support w/ Authentication * User and Account Level Filtering u may check details http://www.ahcorporation.com/1GBSilverWe…

Every time I receive a book in the mail, it's been opened by the mailman or the post office...am I in trouble? Every time I receive a book in the mail, it's been opened by the mailman or the post office...am I in trouble? This seems to happen only when things are sent media rate, though two books sent to me from overseas have also been opened. Am I on the Homeland Security watch-list (I used to be involved in left-wing activist politics) or are they just really strict about media rate mail? The US can open media rate mail without a search warrant, but do I have grounds for hiring a lawyer? It happened again today for about the 8th or 9th time...

what to give as a gift to our mailman? I know there are rules and regulations (at least in N.Y.S.) about what you can and can't give your mail-person. I know monetary gifts are not allowed but I am unclear as to what is OK. Anyone know of an official website, or something that lists what is and is not OK?

A few questions about names on our list? Our last name is Walden. ISHMAEL: My husband pronounces it Ish-my-elle, (when said fast it rhymes with smile), and I pronounce it Ish-mail (like mailman) 1) How do you pronounce the name? How will it be pronounced most frequently? 2) Do you think the name is too "intense" for a little boy? HARPER: At first I thought this name was too modern, but then we love the writer Harper Lee. 1) How does the name Harper Walden sound? 2) Does the name sound too masculine? 3) What middle name works best? IRIS/ISIS: We love both Iris Walden and Isis Walden. Just so you know, Iris is on our list because they're my favorite flower, and Isis is a name my husband suggested because it's an Egyptian name and somewhat unusual, rhymes with Iris. Which do you prefer?

Is anyone getting multiple emails from "winedinners", or having an issue with "unsubscribe" emails? I keep getting emails from people to unsubscribe them from a mailing list for Winedinner mailing list Winedinner@biznessgrowthsolutions.com http://biznessgrowthsolutions.com/mailman/listinfo/winedinner_biznessgrowthsolutions.com I have been getting about 40 emails a day from people, like me, who are getting the same unsubscribe me emails. I think people trying to unsubscribe are sending the message, but it is going to everyone on the original message list. I have no idea what that is or how I got on it. I have no idea how I got onto or how to get off of the list. It says to unsubscribe to enter your email and password. I don't have a password because I don't know what this list is. Then it says it will email a password to you if you put in your email address, but I can't help but think it is a trick to get a virus into my email or send spyware. Can anyone help? Who can I report this to? I don't want to change my email address; I've had it forever.

what time does the mailman arrive at this house? address is listed below? 7211 Harrison La Alexandria, VA- 22306 if you're around this house, can you just tell what time your mails arrive?...that way i'll have an idea....i need to know it ASAP!! thanks for helpin

how do i find out my postal workers name? i would like to know the name of the mailman who most often delivers my mail. we have several post offices but i dont want to call them all, is there some kind of resource list that could help me out or something.

Help with my bucket list? I'm in 8th grade & i'm making a bucket list with my friend. It's not like "travel to Spain" kinda things, just random, funny things. For example, - dance in front of the mailman -pop out of a dumpster when someone walks by -get a lemon & ask people if it's firm -send someone a coconut in the mail -put up "lost turkey" flyers etc. plz help me think of more:)

homework help...please....at least one example plz? Before introducing the issue of gender-bias with language, the instructor hands out a list of definitions to students and asks that they provide the work that best fits the definitions listed. Definitions consist of the following. 1. A member of a company to fight fires (fireman) 2. A member of a police force (policeman) 3. A person who delivers mail (mailman) 4. Power available from, or supplied by, the physical effort of people (man power) 5. A unit of one hour’s work by one person that is used as a basis for cost accounting and wages (man hour) 6. A member of congress (congressman) 7. One who sells either in a given territory or a store (salesman) 8. The presiding officer of a meeting or an organization or committee (chairman) 9. The human race: the totality of human beings (mankind) 10. Manufactured, created, or constructed by people (man-made)

Being Poitically Correct. How does it effect you? There are a few things over time that I've adopted out of just being correct. Mailman, is mail carrier becaues mine is female. Stewardess is Flight Attendant because they can be male or female. The list goes on about professions. I'm not racist. Not raised that way, don't live that way, don't intend to raise my son that way. We do not mean harm to anyone and now if I say Merry Christmas some people correct me and say "Happy Holidays" What I'm talking about is things that are not said to mean harm. Like God Bless You, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, things like that. We are forced to say Happy Holidays, or Bless You or whatever. When did it become the responsibility on the speakers to filter what they say and not on the person listening to determine for themselves? Why are people so easily offended by words when malice is not the intent? If someone said Happy Hanukkah I'd just say thanks you too. Just 2 people spreading joy. What are your thoughts on this?

Why would I get an email saying a Full Panel Backup was completed by someone I don't know? I've gotten this email twice to a gmail account. I know nothing about where it's coming from except allegedly from Tollers.nl - which has a Whois contact in the Netherlands. Is this a virus? The email starts with this: pkgacct started. pkgacct version 8.3 - user : toll5741 - archive version: 3 - running with uid 0 Copying Reseller Config...Done Copying Suspension Info (if needed)...Done Copying SSL Certificates, CSRS, and Keys...Done Copying Counter Data....Done Copying Bandwidth Data.......tollers.nl...Done Copying Dns Zones.......tollers.nl...Done Copying Mail files....Done Copying frontpage files....Done Copying proftpd file....Done Copying www logs............. ......... Done Copy userdata............ Copy custom virtualhost templates............ Done Leaving timeout safety mode Copying mailman lists....Done Copying mailman archives....Done Copying homedir....Done Entering timeout safety mode Grabbing mysql dbs........horde.turba_objects horde.horde_prefs horde.kronolith_events horde.kronolith_storage horde.mnemo_memos horde.nag_tasks ...Done

I bought something from ebay and it was stolen while it was being shipped, what now? I checked my mail a few minutes after the mailman just left my mail in my mailbox..i seen a regular envelope that was open on the bottom right hand corner and a piece of the back was ripped off...inside was a baggie and that also had a hole in it and that was it. I bought a game for my daughters Leapster 2 system, so it was very small and i paid a total of $10, $2 for shipping. In their ebay listing, they didnt offer any type of shipping insurance, its not their fault or my fault that it was stolen but what happens now? I want to contact the seller but not sure what I should say...who is responsible for this? Should I get a refund? Should we just split it? Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

The Baby Name Game! Try it!!!!? 1) Your tanning on the beach with your best friends. All of the sudden a really nice and cute guy comes you soon become best friends. What's his name? He has a 5 month old daughter too.. what's her name? 2) Your good friend Proposes to you! Where is your wedding and where is your honeymoon? 3) You and your husband keep trying for a baby but no luck. Finally you are pregnant with a boy!.. with aids though. What's his name? 4) Your husband cheats on you and gets a girl pregnant. You decide to forgive him and move on. You have baby twins... but there heads are connected. =[ Here are your options: a) Kill both of them b) Save baby a c) Save baby b (they're both girls) 5) Your husband takes his daughter and runs off to the woman he got pregnant. Heart broken, you try to commit suicide. How do you feel? 6) As your about to take a gun to your head the mailman rings the door bell and ends up saving your life. The mail man is the other part of you and you both love each other very much. You end up getting married where? What's his name? 7) When your son is 4 and your *girl* is 1 you raise enough money to move to - and live in a mansion. 8) You find your step daughter over facebook and you pay for her to come stay with you, as her dad is being abusive. 9) Your son with Aids dies when what happens? 10) Your angry with life... Your husband tries to comfort you. He wants a kid... you aren't so sure and are a little uncomfortable but end up giving in. You end up having quintuplets! You are overjoyed! They are all perfectly healthy and beautiful! They're are two boys and three girls. What are there names? 11) List your kids with their picture (url) Hope you enjoyed!

Should I call Gamefly? Is this normal? Okay, so I recently returned Super Smash brothers Brawl on Wednesday, and Fallout 3 is next in my list..It's Sunday today, and I checked my Game Q..Fallout 3 is shipped, but...So is SSBB. It's still in my list of games I have..And I have the option to keep it. Did I do something wrong? I mailed the game! It's not in the mailbox anymore which means the mailman picked it up. But Gamefly says I still have it. Ah! The last time this happened, I thought "Keep" meant that Gamefly could keep the game, an I clicked keep, and I ended up paying 30 dollars for a crappy game I didn't want >.< I don't need a subscription to porn..I have websites with free videos you can watch without sign up..Uncensored, and full length videos. Er..WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?! I just wanna know if I should worry.

I want your opinion about something (letters to be shown at immigration at the airport)? It is not that I have many choices right now, but I would like your opinion anyway. Some should remember about me 3 weeks ago asking about visas, UKBA, schools, etc (I am brazilian, and as I am going to stay for less than 6 months in England and I am not going to work there, I don't need a visa, I just need to talk to the immigration at the airport). Well, I am subscribed in a language school who is on the Tier 4 list. My flight tickets are bought and I am going to England on next monday. My boyfriend went to the school and did the payment to me, so the school could make a letter to me to show it at the immigration. My boyfriend also did his letter saying I have accomodation there, with his info, like phone, where he works, his boss, etc. I have a letter of my job too. My problem is, as I was expecting it would happen (and indeed it happened), I asked my boyfriend to do 2 letters (and ask the school 2 letters too), so he would send me one copy of each through mail and he would keep one with himself. I asked him to do that in case the letters would get lost in the middle of the way. Today is the last working day before I go. At the time the mailman comes to my building on monday I should be already in the airplane going to England. I am really mad about it. The letters had arrived in Brazil already. I called to the post office in São Paulo and by the code of them they told me it is still under power of customs, and only after they do an Xray and stuff on the envelope they will send it to the post office. And they also said: ifthey still didn't do that today, probably you are not going to have your letter on monday, even if you decide to get the letter yourself at our post office before your travel. We all know that those customs have no hurry to do anything... Now my question is: what do you think I should do? My boyfriend still has his letters there. Should I ask him to scan them and send to me through e-mail, so I can print it to show the copies to the immigration? If I do that, do you think I should tell the immigration they are copies and explain what happened? Or... do you know if in this case my boyfriend could go in person at the airport with the letters and give them to any official? Thanks for the attention, and I am sorry for the long story reading my text I saw I was a bit confusing. I meant that today is the last working day before I go and the letters still haven't arrived at my home. At the time the mailman comes to my building on monday I should be already in the airplane going to England, so I will have to go without the original ones.

Usps didnt deliver my package even tho it says delivered when i tracked it? hi, i ordered a game from amazon and i got a tracking number with the package, and i tracked it and it said that it was delivered last thursday, and i still havent gotten it yet and now its sunday. ( i know theres no mail on sundays ) i contacted the seller and this is what he said "Hello and good afternoon. Typically when this happens the best course of action is to contact your local post office. Sometimes when an item is processed into the final postal facility it will prematurely list it as being delivered. If you haven't received it by tomorrow's postal run, I would give the post office a ring and inquire on the status of the package. If this does not bring resolution to the situation, get back into contact with us and we will see what steps we can take to resolve any issue that may have arisen. Thanks and have a fantastic evening." i have already contacted the post office and i got a "case number" what can i do to receive my game? i am also planning on contacting the post office again tommorrow, even tho they will probably say the same thing. also i know no1 took it before on the day it said it was delivered, i was home and i looked in my mailbox right when i saw the mailman come.

Are you Bored? 474 Things To Do When You're Bored - Wax the ceiling - Rearrange political campaign signs - Sharpen your teeth - Play Houdini with one of your siblings - Braid your dog's hair - Clean and polish your belly button - Water your dog...see if he grows - Wash a tree - Knight yourself - Name your child Edsel - Scare Stephen King - Give your cat a mohawk - Purr - Mow your carpet - Play Pat Boone records backwards - Vacuum your lawn - Sleep on a bed of nails - DON'T toss and turn - Boil ice cream - Run around in squares - Think of quadruple entendres - Speak in acronyms - Have your pillow X-rayed - Drink straight shots...of water - Calmly have a nervous breakdown - Give your goldfish a perm - Fly a brick - Play tag...on West 35th Street - Exorcise a ghost - Exercise a ghost - Be blue - Be red - But don't be orange - Plant a shoe - Sweat - Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil - Turn - Write a letter to Plato - Mail it - Take your sofa for a walk - Start - Stop - Dial 911 and breathe heavily - Go to a funeral...tell jokes - Play the piano...with mittens on - Scheme - Sit - Stay - Water your family room - Cause a power failure - Roll over - Play dead - Find a witch - Burn her - Donate your brother's body to science - Ask why - Wriggle - Regress - Sleepwalk without sleeping - Try to join Hell's Angels by mail - Wonder - Be a square root - Ask stupid questions - Weld your car doors shut - Spew - Vacation at Three-Mile Island - Surf Ohio - Teach your pet rock to play dead - Go bowling for small game - Be a monk...for a day - Wear a sweatband to your wedding - Staple - Run away - Intimidate a piece of chalk - Abuse the plumbing - Bend a florescent light - Bend a brick - Annoy total strangers - Let the best man win - Believe in Santa Claus - Throw marshmallows against the wall - Hold an ice cube as long as possible - Adopt strange mannerisms - Blow up a balloon until it pops - Sing soft and sweet and clear - Sing loud and sour and gravely - Open everything - Balance a pencil on your nose - Pour milk in your shoes - Write graffiti under the rug - Embarrass yourself - Grind your teeth - Chew ice - Count your belly button - Sit in a row - Stack crumbs - Gesture - Save your toenail clippings - Make a pass at your blender - Punt - Make up words that start with X - Make oatmeal in the bathtub - Search for the Lost Chord - Chew on a sofa cushion - Sing a duet - Balance a pillow on your head - Hold your breath - Faint - Stretch - Flash your mailman - Teach your TA English - Learn to speak Farsi - Swear in Russian - Use an eraser until it goes away - Disassemble your car - Put it together inside out - Record your walls - Interview your feet - Make a list of your favorite fungi - Sell formaldehyde - Repeat - Ad lib - Fade - File your teeth- Whine - Rake your carpet - Re-elect Richard Nixon - Critique "Three's Company" - Listen to a painting - Play with matches - Buff your cat - Race ferrets - Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange - Have a formal dinner at White Castle - Read Homer in the original Greek - Learn Greek - Change your mind - Change it back - Watch the sun...see if it moves - Build a pyramid - Stand on your head - Stand on someone else's head - Spit shine your Nikes - See how long you can stay awake - See how long you can sleep - Paint your teeth - Wear a salad - Speak with a forked tongue - Paint stripes on a lake - Ski Kansas - Sleep in freefall - Kill a Joule - Test thin ice...with a pogo stick - Apply for a unicorn hunting license - Do a good job - Crawl - Invite the Mansons over for dinner - Paint your windows - Watch a watch until it stops - Flash your goldfish - Paint - Flirt with an evergreen - Smile - Rotate your garden...daily - Paint a smile - Shoot a fire hydrant - Apologize to it - Pretend you're blind - Annoy yourself - Get mad at yourself - Stop speaking to yourself - Be a side effect - Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley - Duck - Redecorate...your garage - Develop a complex - Join the Army...be someone simple - Try harder - Hit the deck - Put leg-warmers on your furniture - Cut the deck - Crumple - Translate Shakespeare into English - Skydive to church - Cheer up a potato - Do aerobic exercises...in your head - Play cards with your swimming pool - Pinstripe your driveway - Play Kick the Fire Hydrant - Harness chipmunk power - Build a house with ice cubes - Call London for a cab - Mug a stop sign - Change your name...daily - Go for a walk in your attic - Challenge your neighbor to a duel - Build a house out of toothpicks - Howl - Wear a lampshade on your head - Memorize the dictionary - Stomp grapes in the bathtub - Find a bug and chase it - Make yourself a pair of wings - Be immobile - Dance 'til you drop - Check under chairs for chewing gum - Squish a loaf of bread - Moo - Bounce a potato - Outmaneuver your shadow - Climb the walls - Appreciate everything - Challenge yourself to a duel - Make napalm - Tattoo your dresser - Watch a bowling ball - Buy some diapers - Eat everything - Begin - Pour milk in the sink - Make cottage cheese - Tie-dye your sheets - Carpet your ceiling - Hold your earlobes - Fold your earlobes - Flap - Squawk - Read tea leaves - Analyze the Koran - Be Buddha - Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize - Plug in the cat - Turn on everything - Drop pebbles down the chimney - Turn off your neighbor - Kill a plant - Buy a 1931 Almanac - Memorize the weather section - Think lewd thoughts about yourself - Blow bubbles - Send chills down your spine - Peel grapes - Make paper from the skins - Bloat - Catch them with your radiator - Get run over by a train of thought - Make up famous sayings - Bite your pinkie- Get your dog braces - Shave a shrub - Have a proton fight - Watch a car rust - Quiver - Rotate your carpet - Learn to type...with your toes - Set up your Christmas tree in April - Be someone special - Buy the Brooklyn Bridge - Mail it to a friend - Go back to square one - Factor your social security number - Take the fifth - Memorize a series of random numbers - Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages - Join the Foreign Legion - Learn Sanskrit - Exist...existentially, of course - Print counterfeit Confederate money - Kick a cabbage - Take a picture - Put it back - Sandpaper a mushroom - Play solitaire...for cash - Abuse your patio furniture - Run for Pope - Count to a million...fast - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock - Commit seppuku...with a paper knife - Revert - Think shallow thoughts - Starch your shoes - Polish your Calvin's - Contemplate a cockroach - Get a dog to chase your car - Let him catch it - Investigate the Czar - Form a political party - Climb a sidewalk - Have a political party - Get diagonal...with a good friend - Ride a loaf of bread - Sharpen a carrot - Interrogate a gerbil - Go bow hunting for Toyotas - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids - Jump back - Play to lose - Scalp a street light - Have your car painted...plaid - Read a tomato - Sharpen your sleeping skills - Watch a game show...take notes - Put out a fire - If you can't find a fire, make one - Interview a cloud - Play tiddlywinks...go for blood - Play basketball...in a minefield - Don't talk to things - Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling - Have your cat bronzed - Have your gerbil gilded - Write books about writing books - Create random equations - Mispell words - Tell your feet a joke - Throw a tomato into a fan - Sing the ABC song backwards - Pretend you're a dog - Dial-a-prayer and argue with it - Grease the doorknobs - String up a room - Stack furniture - Relive fond memories - Tie your shoelaces together - Gargle - Count your teeth with your tongue - Decay - Find your half-life - Design a better toilet seat - Shred a newspaper - Have a headache - Scratch - Sniff - Hatch an egg - Play air guitar - Act profound - Spill - Spell - Stare - Truncate - Slouch - Develop hearing problems - Put your feet behind your head - Tie bows in everything - Hold your hand - Watch the minute hand move - Grow your fingernails - Pretend you're a telephone - Ring - Radiate - Skip - Play hopscotch...with real scotch - Clock the velocity of your REMs - Put your shoes on the opposite feet - Cross your toes - Roll your tongue - Crystallize - Baby oil the floor - Hide - Attack innocent bunnies - Declare war - Destroy a tree - Hide the scrabble bag - Seduce your stick shift - Wink - Memorize the periodic table - Mummify - Pretend you're a roadie - Buy a Ginsu knife - Collect electrons - Correct typos that aren't there - Polish your neck...use Pledge - Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God - Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car - Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet - Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes - Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange the furniture - Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending - Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink milk") - Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother - Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong - 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Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign - Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor - Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife - Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway - Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night - Play with anything that looks interesting - Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first - See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water - Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work - Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up - State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes") - Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock - Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like - See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house - Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while - See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green - Bronze your sister's turtle - See how long it takes for her to notice - See what she does when she notices - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again. - Increase your territorial holdings by force - Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat - Boldly go where no man has gone before - Be a threat to the American way of life - Do research into the cause of World War III - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh

100 Facts (pt. 1)? There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India. The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows. The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats. Illinois has the most personalized license plates of any state. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. There are 206 bones in the adult human body, but 300 in children (some of the bones fuse together as a child grows). Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height. In human terms this is equal to a 6 foot person jumping 780 feet into the air. Snakes are true carnivores as they eat nothing but other animals. They do not eat any type of plant material. There are no poisonous snakes in Maine. The blue whale can produce sounds up to 188 decibels. This is the loudest sound produced by a living animal and has been detected as far away as 530 miles. The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year. It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest. Erosion at the base of Niagara Falls (USA) undermines the shale cliffs and as a result, the falls have receded approximately 7 miles over the last 10,000 years. The longest living cells in the body are brain cells which can live an entire lifetime. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. North Dakota has never had an earthquake. Alexander Graham Bell (who invented the telephone) also set a world water-speed record of over seventy miles an hour at the age of 72. There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world. Hawaii is moving toward Japan 4 inches every year. Chimps are the only animals that can recognize themselves in a mirror. The leg bones of a bat are so thin that no bat can walk. There are more living organisms on the skin of a single human being than there are human beings on the surface of the earth. Ants do not sleep. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. Almonds are members of the peach family. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. One person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of "Lorne Greene's Animal Kingdom". The dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle. All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job (in case their pants split). The Spanish word esposa means "wife." The plural, esposas, means "wives," but also "handcuffs." If all Americans used one third less ice in their drinks the United States would become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy. If the Nile River were stretched across the United States, it would run nearly from New York to Los Angeles. San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move. The Hoover Dam was built to last 2,000 years. Its concrete will not be fully cured for another 500 years. Abraham Lincoln's dog, Fido, was assassinated too. All of David Letterman's suits are custom made - there are no creases in his suit trousers. Cranberry Jell-O is the only flavor that contains real fruit flavoring. Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. Richard Versalle, a tenor performing at New York's Metropolitan Opera House, suffered a heart attack and fell 10 feet from a ladder to the stage just after singing the line "You can only live so long." If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people, 51% would be female, 49% male; 50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people, one person would be nearly dead, one nearly born. In 1920, Babe Ruth out-homered every American League team. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals. The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy. The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side. The California Department of Motor Vehicles has issued six driver's licenses to six different people named Jesus Christ. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike each year than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. People in China and Japan die disproportionately on the 4th of each month because the words death and four sound alike, and they are represented by the same symbol. Chicago is closer to Moscow than it is to Rio de Janeiro. Dogs have two sets of teeth, just like humans. They first have 30 "puppy" teeth, then 42 adult teeth. In 1950, President Harry Truman threw out the first ball twice at the opening day Washington DC baseball game; once right handed and once left handed. A Swiss ski resort announced it would combat global warming by wrapping its mountain glaciers in aluminum foil to keep them from melting. The chameleon has a tongue that is one and a half times the length of his body. Beethoven dipped his head in cold water before he composed. There once was a town named "6" in West Virginia. Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts. In 1920, Babe Ruth broke the single season home run record, with 29. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 30 home runs. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 40 home runs. The same year, he became the first major leaguer to hit 50 home runs. A Nigerian woman was caught entering the UK with 104 kg of snails in her baggage. Profanity is typically cut from in-flight movies to make them suitable for general audiences. Fox Searchlight Pictures has substituted "Ashcroft" for "A**hole" in the movie Sideways when dubbed for Aerolineas Argentinas flights. Author Hunter S. Thompson, who committed suicide recently, wanted to be cremated and his ashes to be shot out of a cannon on his ranch. Sports Illustrated magazine allows subscribers to opt out of receiving the famous swimsuit issue each year. Fewer than 1% choose this option. There is a company that will (for $14,000) take your ashes, compress them into a synthetic diamond to be set in jewelry for a loved one. The RIAA sued an 83 year old woman for downloading music illegally, even though a copy of her death certificate was sent to the RIAA a week before it filed the suit. Two 1903 paintings recently sold at auction for $590,000 - the paintings were in the famous "Dogs Playing Poker" series. Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication. Romanian firefighters could not get their trucks close enough to a burning building, so they put out the fire by throwing snowballs at it. A perfect SAT score is 1600 combined. Bill Gates scored 1590 on his SAT. Paul Allen, Bill's partner in Microsoft, scored a perfect 1600. Bill Cosby scored less than 500 combined. Motorists traveling outside Salem, Oregon saw one of the "litter cleanup" signs crediting the American Nazi party. Marion County officials had no choice but to let that group into the adopt-a-road program. The $500 per sign was picked up by Oregon taxpayers. The Ku Klux Klan is also involved in the adopt-a-road program in the state of Arkansas. Spam filters that catch the word "cialis" will not allow many work-related e-mails through because that word is embedded inside the word "specialist". McDonald's restaurants will buy 54,000,000 pounds of fresh apples this year. Two years ago, McDonald's purchased 0 pounds of apples. This is attributed to the shift to more healthy menu options (the Apple Pie, which has been at McDonald's for years uses processed Apple Pie Filling). The biggest dog on record was an Old English Mastiff that weighed 343 pounds. He was 8 feet, 3 inches from nose to tail. Mailmen in Russia now carry revolvers after a recent decision by the government. All of Queen Anne's 17 children died before she did. There are over 87,000 Americans on waiting lists for organ transplants. American made parts account for only 1% of the Chrysler Crossfire. 96% of the Ford F-150 Heritage Truck is American. A Dutch court ruled that a bank robber could deduct the 2,000 Euros he paid for his pistol from the 6,600 Euros he has to return to the bank he robbed. Only 6% of the autographs in circulation from members of the Beatles are estimated to be real. The time spent deleting SPAM costs United States businesses $21.6 billion annually. 60.7 percent of eligible voters participated in the 2004 presidential election, the highest percentage in 36 years. However, more than 78 million did not vote. This means President Bush won re-election by receiving votes from less than 31% of all eligible voters in the United States. John Quincy Adams, sixth president of the United States, loved to skinny dip in the Potomac River. La Paz, Bolivia has an average annual temperature below 50 degrees Fahrenheit. However, it has never recorded a zero-degree temperature. Same for Stanley, Falkland Islands and Punta Arenas, Chile. 41% of Chinese people eat at least once a week at a fast food restaurant. 35% of Americans do. A Wisconsin forklift operator for a Miller beer distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper showing him drinking a Bud Light. G-rated family films earn more money than any other rating. Yet only 3% of Hollywood's output is G-rated. Richard Hatch, winner of the first "Survivor" reality series, has been charged with tax evasion for failing to report his $1,000,000 prize. The entire fleet of Unicoi County Tennessee's salt trucks was rendered out of commission in one accident. All three trucks were badly damaged when one of them began skidding down a road, causing a chain reaction accident. Officials blamed road conditions. More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million). Fast food provider Hardee's has recently introduced the Monster Thickburger. It has 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat. Sorry it's so long lol. Something to do right? And yes....PART ONE!!!! More will come....eventually...