Mailman Knowledge Base
Mailman..............................................................................................? 1 monday morning a mailman is walking his usual route. as he approached 1 of the homes bob the homeowner comes out with empty beer and liquor bottles "wow bob looks like you had 1 hell of a party last night" the mailman comments. "we had the party on saturday night. this is the first time i felt like moving since 4 am sun morning. we had 15 couples over and it got mad around midnight we started to play WHO AM I?" "how do you play that?" asked the mailman. "well all the men go into the bedroom and we come out 1 at a time with sheets covering us and only our privates showing. then the women guess who it is." damn, sorry i missed that. said the mailman. "probably a good thing you did," bob replied." your name came up 7 times....."
mailman??? what time do they come??? and do they come on saturdays???
How does the mailman get in my building? I live in an apartment building with about 6 units, and a gate in the front of the house; a pretty common scenario. How does the mailman get in? Do they have some sort of skeleton key, or do they have a key for every place they need to unlock?
Can you leave the mailman a note to leave a registered package? Is it possible to leave a note for the mailman to leave the package at the door? Or does this vary from mailman to mailman? I have a package coming, its not worth THAT much, I had no choice but Registered Airmail and packages never get stolen near our house. So I would prefer not waiting at home all day for the delivery.
How much money does a mailman earn after being in the job for 17 years? Ive been curious because my dad has been a mailman since i was 17 and for some weird reason he has a crap load of money and gives me a lot of money when he has the chance. He doesn't pay for rent or any expenses since he lives back with my grandma after him and my mom divorced. How much does mailmen earn per hour after working for as long as he did. I know seniority counts
How do I get my dog to stop barking at the mailman? Every day except for Sunday the mailman comes and my dog barks excessively. People say that it's because when he barks it makes him think that he's making the mailman leave so how do I stop this? People also say to get your mailman to help you but I'm not going that far.
What happens if my dog attacks the mailman? I let my dog outside the backyard to bring him into the house through the side door, and he goes after the mailman (whom I did not see). The mailman yells to get the dog away from him, and he sounds pretty mad. I grab my dog and scold him, bringing him inside. My dog did NOT bite the mailman, however. Is there a chance he will press charges/fine us?
What should I do if the mailman puts my neighbor's mail in my box? I live in an apartment complex where our mailboxes are in a row. The mailman has accidentally put my neighbor's mail in my mailbox on a few occasions. Should I: 1. Put it back in my mailbox and put up the flag so the mailman finds it the next day and puts it in the right place? 2. Stick it in my neighbor's mailbox? Is number 2 not illegal? Thanks in advance.
If I share a duplex home, is there a way I can specify to the mailman where to deliver packages? I live on the second floor of a duplex home, but it's a completely separate unit, separate lease and everything, with a locked hallway door in between and different entrances. My downstairs neighbors and I keep out of each other's way for the most part. Is there a way I can specify to the mailman to deliver packages to the "upstairs unit"? Who do I talk to? Do I specify when writing down shipping addresses?
What is the a career as a mailman like? I've been wondering what it would be like to be a USPS mailman. What do the daily duties include (assuming it's not just driving around a route and delivering/picking up mail)? Also what sort of salary do they see and is it competititive?
Will the mailman send your package if you just leave it in your mailbox? My friend was gonna send me a package, but instead of visiting the post office to send the package, she put it in the slot when you send letters out in the apartment. Like, that box thingy where you put your mail in, and the mailman comes to pick up the mail. And I'm wondering will this work? Because she just left it in there, & hasn't payed for shipping?
What do the mailman do when your mailbox overflows? I am going to be away from my home for 2 months and I am wondering what the mailman will do with my mail if my mailbox starts to overflow with mail. I have nobody to help me pick it up and I do have important mail that usually comes. Is there any action I can take to prevent my mail from over flowing or will there be a place my mail will go once it overflows?
When does the mailman deliver directly packages to the door? Hi, I was wondering. When does the mailman deliver directly to the door? Does there have to be direct specifications? I want to buy a 1-27 manga volume set and the seller said he/she will ship through U.S Postal MEDIA MAIL? For U.S postal media mail, does the mailman deliver to the door
Is it illegal for the mailman to skip your house? I have a big, white van that is sometimes parked in front of my mailbox. When the car is there, my mailman does not put mail in my mailbox, and skips my house. He/She will go to every other house. Is this illegal? I want my mail.
Can a mailman get fired for not delivering our mail? He's done this 3 or 4 times for no reason at all, he simply skips our street if he's in a bad mood, or if a trashcan is half an inch too far up the street. My dad (who was expecting something important in the mail) had to chase him down to get it, while the mailman yelled at his face. What's your opinion?
How do you make your mailman fall in love with you? My mailman, george f., is smoking hot. I really like him and he comes to my house to visit me everyday, so he must like me. He also gives me gifts, in packages and enevelopes. He must really really like me! How can i make him fall in more love with me?!
where did the mailman stereotype come from? usually when the woman is unexpectedly pregnant or the baby looks differently than expected people say ask the mailman. did this used to happen in the old days because most if not all of the mailmen i see are pretty average looking.
How do I know if the mailman is stealing my mail? I ordered a few different things & they should have been here at least a couple weeks ago..how would I know if the mailman has been taking things? /= It's just weird because I've never had a problem in the 20 years I've been living here, until we got a new mailman, now I rarely get what I order.
What is the exam that you have to take to be a mailman? I was told when I was at school that mailman had to take an exam so I was wondering whats the name of that exam and where can you take it or find information about it. I would really appreciate any help you can give me thanks.
Taught mailman a lesson for macing my dog. What do you think? My local mailman is a real jerk. He maced my dog through a screen door. Like my dog could have really bit him through a door. So to get revenge on this gutless/ coward mailman, I went to the public mailbox (the standard blue ones) he picks up at and scooped 1/2 gallon of chocolate fudge ice cream in it. I then waited from afar to see the look of disgust on his face as he tried to make sense of the ruined ice cream soaked mail. Now hopefully when he brings this back to the post office he will be fired for getting his ice cream on the mail. Don't you agree this is great karma for an animal abuser?
Who do you complain to about your mailman? Our mailman is terrible beyond words, and the final breaking point was a package that was delivered this week, with delivery confirmation... to the wrong house. I had to track it down by knocking door to door for it. The neighbors could have brought it to us, I know, but our mailman actually confirmed that he delivered it properly when it wasn't even close. So who do you complain to?
How much should you tip your mailman at Christmas? My mailman is a nice guy. He did me a favor too, my mum forgot to put my apartment number on my christmas packages and he took down my name and apartment number and said he will deliver these too me. How much should I put in a Christmas card for him to say thanks without being stingy and without being patronising? Or, is it nice to bake some nice christmas cookies and give as a gift? I'm beginning to wonder that tipping the mailman is just something we do in the UK not in the US. Is this the case then? In England you kindof get to know your mailman (postman) as they deliver personally to your door every day. Maybe this etiquette doesn't exist in the States them? I don't know if I am prepared to go that far mrtsrywnn!! (sp?)
Why do you get mad at the mailman when your dog attacks him? I am a mailman,and I understand that dogs do not like mailman for some strange reason. I get along with some dogs that are gentle but the owners of the dogs are the problem. They or their children open the doors to grab the mail when they see me coming and of course out comes the dog. If I had a nickel for every time I heard that "My dog won't bite",or my dog will "lick you to death" I could retire. Believe me ,I don't want to be licked to death by your dog,and if your dog has teeth it will bite. Please control your dog and tie him up when the mailman comes around...maybe this prevent one dog bite today ..thank you I also hear people say when their dog comes out ,"Please don't spray my dog",,and when I do spray the dog when it is attacking they get made at me ...why? Most responses were very good ones,although I would like to point out that we "ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY TREATS FOR DOGS",reason being is that if a substitute carrier runs into the dog without the treat the dog might turn on the mailman and 'BITE HIM/HER".
Is it illegal for a mailman to pepper spray dogs? I was just wondering because I was walking with my friend to her house and she was talking to me about how there's this mailman who pepper sprays dogs in the neighborhood and she says they don't bite or scratch the mailman, just bark at him like crazy,eh. So is this illegal? Sorry I didn't put this but yeah they are behind the fence.
Do you think the mailman will read my post cards? I wrote out some postcards and I am sending them to Post Secret. The mailman also happens to be one of my friend's fathers and I don't want him knowing my secrets. Do you think he will respect my privacy and not read them? I don't have one of those large blue boxes everyone puts their mail into or a post office close to me, so I have to send them this way.
Does USPS deliver again after you already get your regular mail from the mailman? I'm tracking something from USPS and it's about 1 hour away since an hour ago, saying it's on its way to the destination. I already got my regular mail from the mailman which is the only time I notice getting packages. Do they deliver again separately? Such as, could I get this package today from USPS even though the mailman already brought my mail just before noon?
Is there a way to refuse junk coupons from the mailman? I'm tired of the pile of junk mail I get in my mail box. I don't want the coupons or deals and have no use for them. I asked the mailman not to place them in my box, however, they do anyway. Is there a way to get the junk mail to stop?
When ups and mailman bring my delivery from Ebay do i have to be home to sign something? On eBay i purchased two items, a phone and a battery. The phone will be shipped via ups, and the battery by mail my question is when ups brings my phone, will i have to sign something? if yes, what if i am not home? And how about the mailman bringing my battery. Do i have to sign something? i bought a phone on ebay cuz ithat phone isnt manufactured or soled n e more u douche
This might sound wierd but is the mailman treating me special or just being nice? I moved into my fiance's house not to long ago and every morning when I leave for work the mailman will be standing there to give me my mail whereas wen other people are outside actually waiting for the mail he just puts it in their mailbox anyway. This has been mentioned to my fiance by the neighbors once or twice before. My fiancé just laughs and says it's funny. So is he treating me special or just being nice?
Is leaving things in your mailbox for your mailman okay? I want to leave Cookies for my mailman because I usually just give them to him when he brings me a letter from Fort Benning. ( My Bf is in Basic). I am not going to be home next week so is it okay just to leave a bag of cookies in their so on monday he would get them or is it illegal?
How come all dogs go after the mailman? how come they go after the mailman. like why not any other peson??? is it a certin smell or the clothes they wear?? i've always wondered that. i wasn't asking if your dog goes after the mailman or not!!!!!!!!
How do I get stamps from the mailman? I know that you can buy stamps from them, through mail, but how? Do i just write a letter that has 'Mailman' across it or something? Need to know FAST! Plzzzz.
Why does my husband hate the mailman? My husband loves everyone except the mailman. We even got a new mailman and he still hates him. Once he got out and chased the mailman down the street. Does he recognize the uniform or something?
Why is it just the mailman dogs hate? My mother's Border Collie mix loves every person to death, and is a constant licker! She loves other people to death like she's known them for years, even strangers! But, she's constantly barking MAD at the mailman when he comes by .... growling, etc. This is very weird for her. We've had different mailmen over the years, so what is it .. the outfit? Lol. Why is it just mailman that dogs seem to dislike? ... They even put it in old cartoons and movies!
Why does my dog hate the mailman? My dog loves everyone except the mailman. We even got a new mailman and he still hates him. Once he got out and chased the mailman down the street. Does he recognize the uniform or something?
Why do dogs dislike the mailman? Everytime the mailman comes to my house, my dog goes crazy. Even when we are outside and she sees him driving in the mail truck or delivering mail she won't start barking. Today I took her to the vet and she went crazy as soon as the mailman walked through the door.
what time does the mailman collect the letters to start delivering in London? I sent a letter this after noon at around 1:45pm at the post office in east London. My letter was to a university in central London and it was sent by recorded delivery. I was wondering, what time does the mailman comes and collect the letters? and what time does the reciever get the letters? oh, fuck you ali g, stupid prick.
Will the mailman take my outgoing package? I live in California and I wanna send a gift to my friend in New Jersey. If I leave a package out on my door step will the mailman take it for me? It's nothing big. It'll be a pound or two.
How can I get the mailman to stop by everyday? I understand that postal carriers are under no obligation to pick up my outgoing mail but how can I get him to stop by every day (even on days when we have no incoming mail )anyway since he walks right by my businesses' office? We have to watch and then chase him to get the mail out that day. He's a grumpy old man but you'd think he'd get our point. It's pretty irritating.
What would you say or do if you found your mailman looking at your sexy magazine? You know, the one you buy for "the articles" that just "happens" to contain various nude pictures of women. So you are walking out to your mailbox only to find your mailman looking through the magazine and making obvious sounds of delight (ooooh...yeah...oooh la la...yeah baby....who's your daddy?). What do you do? Tell him to zip up and hand it over before the pages stick together or let him enjoy himself?
How do I leave a letter to be picked up by the mailman? Pardon the silly question... do I leave it on top of the mailbox, or inside it? The USPS website says leave it IN, does the mailman/woman actually go over all existing items in the mailbox and compares the addresses to mine to know if anything is outgoing mail? I live in a Chicago townhouse. As said, it's a townhouse, so no flag, just a big pull-out box for all 3 apartments. We don't pick the mail every day, so some mornings there's still lots of junkmail in... but I get that if there are single items inside, they're gonna look at them... I put it in the mailbox, for two days, and they didn't pick it up...
When you mail a letter from your mailbox, what kind of mail service does the Mailman Use? Hey, I have a question. See I usually don't mail letters and things. I mailed a letter today. I placed the letter in my mailbox, and put the red lever in the up position. The mailman proceeded to pick up the letter, and drop the letter off. Now here comes my question. When the mailman takes that letter back to the office, is it mailed that day? And when it is mailed, is it mailed using express mail(the overnight process)?
What do you give your mailman for Christmas? I wsa thinking money but I was just wondering what everyone else gives. Also, there is one main mailman but once in a while there is another subsitute, so what should I do? Todd - I think the mailman's gay
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