Postal Letter - Lucky mailman....?

Lucky mailman....?

Mailman's last day It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Public Comments

HA HA HA(IN THE GOOD WAY!) a star for u!
hahaha! if the husband knew...what he had put across...! Well done, Postman, you must have done a wonderful job, to be so loved! :)
HAHA thats a good one. i need to remember that one.
dang that postmans lucky!! he got a dollar!! haha kidding good joke
The one I heard it was a preacher, and she handed him the dollar, it was still a nice joke.
funny
The postman replied, "Having just had my way with this beautiful woman who is the wife of another man is rather like looking at Saint Peter and His gate; not everybody who talks about His good work is actually allowed to pass within.
very lucky mail man