Postal Letter

The Mailman?

It was the mailman's last day on the job. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the second house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the third house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had the most incredible sex he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she cooked him a giant breakfast. As she was pouring coffee, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom dge. "All this was fantastic," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I asked my husband what to give you. He said, 'Screw him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."

Public Comments

1. hahhahahah good one
2. Haha, funny!
3. An oldie but a goodie. This was one of my Dad's favorite jokes!
4. THAT'S FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh!
5. Very Good, LOL
6. omg, that was helarious
7. This was a good one very funny But I hope that no one is that dumb.
8. lmfao im guessing the woman was blonde??
9. good one
10. lol nice
11. ew, but thats hilarious!
12. Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
13. lol
14. Good one!
15. Wow he should have demaned more than a dollar but at least he got breakfast,thgat my postman did not get.HEHEHEHEHE HE HEHE HE