Postal Letter

What happened to the mailman?

A popular mailman around the neighborhood announces to the whole town, that he is moving in a few weeks. Another town had agreed to give him a better pay. On his weekly schedule to deliver mail. Upon the first knock on the door, the mailman notices a letter. " If you stay I'll provide you a new jaguar every year, and a mini van for your wife," - Workman Willy. The next house he had on his scehdule no sooner as he knocked on the door, the mayor pulled hiim in, and said, " If you stay I'll double your salary, and establish a building to make sure your children have the top of the best education." The next house he went in, a wonderufl drop dead gorgeous woman brought him upstairs and gave him the best time of his life. Went he proceeded to walk downstairs, on the table he noticed a 100 dollar bill with a sandwhich. He questioned the lady why the money and food? She replys," Last night i asked my husband what we should give you. He said," screw him." the money and food was mine.

Public Comments

1. hahahaha that was funi i liked it hehe
2. uhhh...alright i really don't get that much, would u mind elaberating a little more? I dont really know how to answer!