Postal Letter

Joke~ The retiring mailman?

On his last day on the job, a mailman is greeted by a young housewife who invites him in for breakfast. After the feast she leads him to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp. Afterward she gives him two dollars. “Jeez,” says the mailman, “this is great, but what’s with the two dollars?” “Well,” she replies, “since you’re retiring, I asked my husband what we should do for you. He said, ‘Screw him—give him a couple of bucks.’ Breakfast was my idea.”...xxx

Public Comments

1. lmao!!!
2. haha that was good :D
3. bahaha
4. That's pretty funny !!
5. Haha that is funny! I like! :)
6. lol, star from me, that was great lol.
7. lol funny one :) !!!
8. Funny! 100!
9. a very obedient wife, indeed ... i, too, would like to retire within her neighborhood ... moral of the story ... husbands, be careful of what you say !!
10. lmao
11. haha cute deserves a star :P
12. I think I need to start interpreting things like that!!! VERY CUTE!!!
13. This is worth saving to show her what not to do
14. haha i like
15. LOL Good one, have a star
16. Haha! Was she a blond? =)
17. lmao!!! You always have the best jokes : )
18. HaHaHaH..... thats what her old man gets for being such an azzhole =)
19. LMAO, You always know how to bring a wicked smile to my face:D lol I have to send this to my sisters:D
20. ROFL that's pretty good!