Postal Letter

Trying To Find!!! The Joke About Lady Who Sends Letter to God/ & Postal Workers?

I heard a joke about a lady that sends a letter to God, to make Christmas lunch and a Postal worker finds it, And they collect the money, but only Collect 95$. I thoght is was really funny! I would love to have the full version to send to some friends. Thanks in Advance

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1. A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn’t receive some divine intervention. The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to her by special courier the same morning. A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same hand on another envelope. He opens it and reads: “Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would have been so bleak otherwise. P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those thieving bastards at the Post Office.” A postal worker comes across an envelope addressed to God. So he opens it. The letter reads, "Dear God, Please send me $100.00. I am a widow who has gotten used to her loss but I have two widow friends who have recently lost their husbands and I would like to put on a nice Sunday dinner to cheer them up. Thank you." The postal worker is touched and he shows the letter to the others worker and they, too, are touched. They all reach into their pockets -- some even give up their lunch money -- and come up with $96.00, which they send to the lady. A while later, another envelope arrives at the post office addressed to God and again the postal worker opens it. It reads, "Dear God, Thank you so much for the money. I was able to buy a nice ham, vegetables, dessert, coffee, wine and even some after-dinner drinks. We enjoyed ourselves immensely -- laughing and taking away some of the sadness. But I do want to tell you that four dollars was missing. It must have been those thieves at the Post Office." There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God,I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read: Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it was those bastards at the Post Office.