Postal Letter

could this happen News Of The Future hmm i think maybe

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

Public Comments

1. heard it all before, was not funny then
2. Roll on the future, mate, these are great...!
3. This ones good too!
4. wow
5. i don't know so Much about the news ans stuff but i seriously love the japanese mouth shut one AWSOME!!
6. very funny,but could be true
7. U missed a few....India giving loan to World bank Pakistan has started to take action against terrorism
8. Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!!!.
9. I always like to start my morning off with a smile. Thanks
10. Ha ha ha.!!! I liked them Chris.!!! Cheers mate.!!