Postal Letter

Is the daily mail newspaper only suitable to use as bog roll in the outside toilet?

While they have some stories that are occasionally true, I find that its mainly the tv section that is accurate. Comments on usage for the newspaper.

Public Comments

1. It's the best newspaper around and it's not scared to go against the PC trend and print articles which are of interest to the public.
2. Firelighter Temporary mat for extra muddy boots in the winter Hamster cage liner Extra parcel wrapping Ahh the Daily Mail. You can always rely on them to be racist fascists! Have you seen the Facebook group? "The Daily Mail really are a bunch of f*cking tw*ts" It's definitely worth joining.
3. Lighting the fire, burn all the rubbish they write. Enjoying your holiday?
4. it makes a great fly swatter in the summer.
5. The Daily Mail is about as bad as a 'Newspaper' can get. I'd use it for fire kindling, but wouldn't let it touch my arse.
6. It's not even that good. I like to pin the page with Dick Littlepenis's (their "enlightened" columnist) face on it to my dartboard, and then try to hit his eyes and nose with the darts.
7. Judging by some of the comments I think I should start reading this rag, as it sounds right up my street.
8. It's not even good for that. This papers proud history includes the period during the war when it support the Nazis. Yes the Nazis who were bombing Britain, where the Daily Mail is circulated.
9. No, you might catch something! It's only suitable for wrapping up small fiddly items you intend to throw out - potato peelings, old teabags and the like.
10. I wouldn't use it as bog paper, the print leaves black marks.
11. The print comes off. Can you dance ''The Black Bottom''. (I can feel the PC idiots twitching - It was a song and a dance).
12. Wow.....I didn't realize the Daily Mail had so many fans.
13. No you cannot use it for that, I used to use a copy of it as shin guards when playing football. It worked well I did not get any bad bruises on my ankles for ages. Do if the people knew i had a copy of the Daily Scare they would certainly have been kicking the living daylights out of me. Maybe that is why Ronaldo is always lying down he is using a copy of the Daily Mail as shin guards.
14. I've been buying it for the last two weeks for the free DVDs and I found it to be a good read with a very testing cryptic crossword so there!
15. Why are you being unfair to people who have outside loos? We have to wipe our b---s as well! It is probably the worst paper in the UK to pander to it's readers (lack of ) mentality !
16. most newspapers are only suitable for bog roll, but they so make your bum black, i remember cutting them into squares, but i have to say they made chips taste great, lol
17. It must be doing something right if it annoys the lefties so much. You'd be amazed at the number of the elite in the UK who admired Hitler during the thirties, of which the owner of the Daily Mail was one of many. However the Mail never supported Germany during the war so that is a lie. If anyone wants their eyes opened about the 1930s in the UK I suggest they read the undermentioned book.