Postal Letter - relly funny mailman joke?

relly funny mailman joke?

Last Day on the Job It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Public Comments

Not funny at all. I'm surprised I even bothered to read the whole thing.
Pffft.... this doesn't have anything to do with Karl Malone. (isn't this from Post Office by Bukowski ? haven't read it in a long time.)
Not really funny thought it would have an better ending than that...
LOLOLOLOL I like it hoo hoo! good one.
based on the first guys comment and the length of this story... it sux
Relly? is that jelly and relish?
Free answer pl0x
haha good one. it is funny if u get it.
Thanks a bunch! That was pretty funny...I have heard it before! But it still makes me giggle. Star for you!!!.
lol.. it's a great one.. :) thanks for sharing.. enjoy ur star..
I liked it. There are some miserable people on yahoo answers lol
I liked it.
no get it no get it
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!
It was a bite dry for a joke