Postal Letter - What were the April Fool's Day Stories in the Daily Mail?

What were the April Fool's Day Stories in the Daily Mail?

Just wondering, as I didn't manage to get my hands on a Daily Mail today - and I always enjoy the joke stories they put in - so if anyone knows, I'd be grateful if you give me a quick rundown.

Public Comments

nothing rude-they said today that walkers had brought out a silent crisp or one that doesnt make a noise when you eat it. dissapointing as could see it coming a mile off!!
The queen will be succeeded by an asylum seeker, who is currently squatting Balmoral.
They had a photo of Jacqui Smith coming out of Ann Summers with a bulging bag...
Its difficult to tell because they make up most oftheir stories anyway
The Escalator dog carries people up and down stairs on its back The Man who parachuted into a Paper bag The Carrier Pigeon who arrived back after setting off in the wrong direction around the World - three years late The Pope's new Haircut - like John Bon Jovi Big Hula Hoops Guitar made out of eggs Candy Tooth Floss
Here in UK it's a very old tradition to do something for April Fool's Day. One of the best April Fool's Day jokes ever was played by the BBC way back in 1957s - the Spaghetti Harvest in Switzerland. It showed people gathering spaghetti from the spaghetti trees. We all know it was silly really because spaghetti comes in cans with the name Heinz on them, surely? Swiss Spaghetti Harvest 1957 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI The BBCs 2008 Flying Penguines April Fool spoof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kvWS1XwCMM