Postal Letter

What would you say or do if you found your mailman looking at your sexy magazine?

You know, the one you buy for "the articles" that just "happens" to contain various nude pictures of women. So you are walking out to your mailbox only to find your mailman looking through the magazine and making obvious sounds of delight (ooooh...yeah...oooh la la...yeah baby....who's your daddy?). What do you do? Tell him to zip up and hand it over before the pages stick together or let him enjoy himself?

Public Comments

1. Keep it, you pervy old bastard. Hopefully, he'd be embarrassed enough to ask for a new route. I happen to be a girl, so this is hypothetical, but still.
2. I'd say "Hey! Hands off my Drunken Dominatrix Digest, creep!"
3. EW!! that's ur mom in playboy!!